I got shat on today! There I was, happily doing my running duties, when I looked over my shoulder and spied - a poo! Just a little one, but a poo, all the same. A long thin poo, like it had come from a caterpillar, or some such insect. I don't quite know how it managed to find its way onto my shoulder, do its filthy business and escape again without me noticing, or anyone telling me at least. Hmm, maybe I'll ask the other runners tomorrow if they saw anything straining on my shoulder.
Speaking of insects (to the tune of 'London's Burning')...
#Flying Ant Day, Flying Ant Day,
Little Buggers, Little Buggers,
Pull their wings off, pull their wings off,
Walking Ant Day, Walking Ant Day#