:: Jules' Blog ::

:: Tuesday, July 01, 2003 ::

Why do the freaks always talk to me? Do I always forget to switch off my freak attraction button when I go out? Apparently so.

Yesterday I was told a) I'm invisible, b) I'm too shy, c) I'll never be a presenter, and d) I smile too much. All, pretty much, in one sentence. Within 3 hours of meeting me. He then went on to tell me he has trouble getting people to like him. Well duh!

Boarding the train this morning I sat behind a group of "luvvies" obviously on the way to an audition. One of them (very camp, very welsh) was telling the others about a medical he had had recently. How he was prodded and poked, had to give various "samples", couldn't work the breathalyser properly ("I blew and blew and it just wouldn't go up!"), and had his reflexes tested ("I've never had reflexes EVER!"). Other peoples' conversations are so much more interesting than mine!

I'm going to see Top Of The Pops being filmed tomorrow! Waaaaaaah! Blazin' Squad are on! Eeeeeeeee! (/sarcasm). So watch out for me on Friday. I'll be the one dancing like a dick and standing out like a, er, dick 'cos I'm taller than everyone else. Apparently the tickets say "No wrinklies". I shall confirm this tomorrow. At 22 I am probably considered a wrinklie, but I don't care. It's not every day you get the chance to point and laugh at Blazin' Squad...to their faces! I shall try my best to sneak into the Star Bar (which is tiny and crappy by the way), and get their autographs...Actually - Blazin' Squad won't be allowed in there will they - they're not old enough! Haaaahahahaha!

Ooh - I gave a cappuccino to Ruby Wax yesterday. She ignored me. But she was on the phone so she's forgiven.

Has anyone ever been on the Central Line when it's terminating at Willesden Green? The Tube Woman (i.e. voice that tells you where you are) is sooo enthusiastic about going to Willesden Green! It's great! Very uplifting on a crowded tube first thing in the morning.

...Which reminds me - I'm starting at 8:30am tomorrow. Bedtime methinks...

:: Jules 9:42 PM [+] ::
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